Today, I was at one of the major Computer Fair at Hong Kong to get a new laptop. The hall was super crowded, with lots of stinking bodies, hovering around the booths. I noticed that many of these people are not shoppers, but horny toads who are more interested in the show girls parading around the gadgets, rather than the stuff itself.
I was pissed off. What is worst is they blocked the whole passageway, making shoppers like me having a hard time to get through. I finally reached the Acer booth, and found this hot, sizzling show girl at the booth. She has dark, long flowing hair and she was wearing such hot shorts that my legs began to shake. Many guys were around her, ogling at her, making her very uncomfortable.
I inched my way towards her. Her eyes caught me and I caught a smile from her. I guessed she find it amusing I was wearing such nice, professional office wear, and have to stained my new shirt with all the sweat from the people around me. When I reached beside her, I whispered to her ear,
“You know something? You are causing a massive jam at this booth. What is more? You are not helping in the sales of the goods as you are catching too much attention on yourself and not the goods.”

